Oh My God

Yes, that was what I uttered about a few days back when I made the following observations:

OMG Moment I: I had no blog entry for the month of May and the month of June was also going post-less...

OMG Moment II: There are no stray dogs in Singapore, not even one (I know you won't believe that, but trust me)

OMG Moment III: There are no pet cats in Singapore, only stray cats (again: my observation, subject to corruption)

OMG Moment IV: The per capita population of dogs is higher than that of humans (per capita calculated on a per house basis)

OMG Moment V: I haven't had alcohol or a smoke (in any form) in last 40 days

OMG Moment VI: When I realized that I had let myself become victim to classical form of capitalism (true story, shall appear later in this blog)

ps: the title does not have any connection to any living person, not that it could not have, but still clarifying

the inconvinient truth

Life is just not fair. Think about it. Had it been fair, wouldn't it have been unfair to all of us. Come on, our sense of joy essentially (indirectly) comes from someone else's suffering/failure. Hence, there is no Utopia/Atlantis. Q.E.D.

Dont worry, I am not going insane, but its just the Post-B-Tech-Project-Presentation-Hubba-Bubba-Syndrome. There are two main aims for this presentation.

Aim #1: for the professors to get their frustrations out. (frustration leads to depression).

Aim #2 to humiliate the students by making them realize that how insignificant it is now to even thinking of working for 12 f****** credits. (humiliation leads to aggression).

revolutionary road

dear friends/readers,
this is not a spoiler post but about 'n' number of things you can do if you plan to go and watch the legendary, "The Revolutionary Road" in a hall.

1. if you have always wanted to try your hands on the games on your mobile phone and havent been able to do so for a long time.

2. if you want to desperately set a new high score on your favourite game on your mobile phone.

3. if you want to widen your social circle; but you can only hope to have a hot girl/guy sitting next to you.

4. if you have not been able to catch up on your life lately, it would be great to get a bit nostalgic

5. if you have not been able to get a proper sleep for a few days; movie halls are perfect places to sleep.

6. "do comment if you found anything else interesting that i might have missed out"

new blog on the block

http://revspeaks.wordpress.com

not a cat in a hat

can a lot of BBT do this to you....

break-up dilemma

break-up back-up is the new funda on the block. it is used by people in 2 scenarios:

Scenario I: when your partner wears the pants in the relationship and you are very frequently made fun of for this. you then, in order to show that you are the boss say that you are going to break-up soon anyway and are just looking for back-up, but since you actually dont wear pants in the relationship, your opinions dont matter and you are not breaking up. so you use this funda as an excuse...

Scenario II: got to go...

To be continued...

p.s.: this piece of text is not inspired from any living being

quarrel of the story

the good, the bad and the ugly (True Story)

Recently I was diagnosed with a serious kind of disorder, thats the bad news. The good news is that it is being documented with my name, the UD Syndrome.
The diagnosis revealed that I suffer from a verbal variant of Fnord. This was pointed out by one of my dear friends, who almost begged me for a mention in this post for his great discovery. For a layman, its the uncontrolled urge to reply to any query with irrelevant information which is in most of the cases the opposite of what was asked.
Then I thought and thought and thought....what could have caused such a naive kid (=me) to become like this.
And finally, a small LED blinked inside my head and I found the root cause of the problem. It was me being asked obvious questions in excess. You see, initially one keeps on answering them as normally as he can. But after the critical number of such questions, which is still to be found out, a switch in the questionee's mind blows away. He then becomes affected with the UDS. He then has this urge, this canny urge to reply to people who ask questions that are so obvious that even Niels Bohr would have answered them.
In the second stage of this horrendous disorder the person starts answering to even the valid questions with any random stuff, which mostly, nah always, is dumb in normal case and geeky in some extreme cases.
So far only 3 people(of which one is fictional) have tested positive for this syndrome. Please contribute to this research by sharing your experiences. You can also help by sending in generous amounts of money in favour of "UDS Trust".

Oh, by the way, ugly in this title is just a mention of another dear friend of mine, who has used up tens of packets of Fair and Handsome just to find out that it doesnt work...