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17.12.07

EE vs CS

Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here, a king summoned two of his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two slots in the top, a control knob, and a lever. "What do you think this is?"

One advisor, an electrical engineer, answered first. "It is a toaster," he said. The king asked, "How would you design an embedded computer for it?" The engineer replied, "Using a four-bit micro controller, I would write a simple program that reads the darkness knob and quantizes its position to one of 16 shades of darkness, from snow white to coal black. The program would use that darkness level as the index to a 16-element table of initial timer values. Then it would turn on the heating elements and start the timer with the initial value selected from the table. At the end of the time delay, it would turn off the heat and pop up the toast. Come back next week, and I'll show you a working prototype."

The second advisor, a computer scientist, immediately recognized the danger of such short-sighted thinking. He said, "Toasters don't just turn bread into toast, they are also used to warm frozen waffles. What you see before you is really a breakfast food cooker. As the subjects of your kingdom become more sophisticated, they will demand more capabilities. They will need a breakfast food cooker that can also cook sausage, fry bacon, and make scrambled eggs. A toaster that only makes toast will soon be obsolete. If we don't look to the future, we will have to completely redesign the toaster in just a few years."

"With this in mind, we can formulate a more intelligent solution to the problem. First, create a class of breakfast foods. Specialize this class into subclasses: grains, pork, and poultry. The specialization process should be repeated with grains divided into toast, muffins, pancakes, and waffles; pork divided into sausage, links, and bacon; and poultry divided into scrambled eggs, hard- boiled eggs, poached eggs, fried eggs, and various omelet classes."

"The ham and cheese omelet class is worth special attention because it must inherit characteristics from the pork, dairy, and poultry classes. Thus, we see that the problem cannot be properly solved without multiple inheritance. At run time, the program must create the proper object and send a message to the object that says, 'Cook yourself.' The semantics of this message depend, of course, on the kind of object, so they have a different meaning to a piece of toast than to scrambled eggs."

"Reviewing the process so far, we see that the analysis phase has revealed that the primary requirement is to cook any kind of breakfast food. In the design phase, we have discovered some derived requirements. Specifically, we need an object-oriented language with multiple inheritance. Of course, users don't want the eggs to get cold while the bacon is frying, so concurrent processing is required, too."

"We must not forget the user interface. The lever that lowers the food lacks versatility, and the darkness knob is confusing. Users won't buy the product unless it has a user-friendly, graphical interface. When the breakfast cooker is plugged in, users should see a cowboy boot on the screen. Users click on it, and the message 'Booting UNIX v.8.3' appears on the screen. (UNIX 8.3 should be out by the time the product gets to the market.) Users can pull down a menu and click on the foods they want to cook."

"Having made the wise decision of specifying the software first in the design phase, all that remains is to pick an adequate hardware platform for the implementation phase. An Intel 80386 with 8MB of memory, a 30MB hard disk, and a VGA monitor should be sufficient. If you select a multitasking, object oriented language that supports multiple inheritance and has a built-in GUI, writing the program will be a snap. (Imagine the difficulty we would have had if we had foolishly allowed a hardware-first design strategy to lock us into a four-bit micro controller!)."

The king wisely had the computer scientist beheaded, and they all lived happily ever after.

13.12.07

The Paradox of Meritrocracy

The toppers and the bottomers are well clear of the average but for most others it's important to know whether they are above average or below average. That's what life in the middle is about, trying to figure out how badly off you are and where you need to be to feel good about yourself.

This isn't competitiveness in the sense of a triumphal struggle between strong opponents. It's a struggle for survival.

There is this story I heard from a friend, a professor came in to class to return exam papers and said: the class has performed very well in this exam, everybody has scored above average.

to end or to part

its a strange feeling one has when he finishes a book, novel i mean. i am sure every one has felt this way. i mean i cant actually explain it but it feels like i have become hollow, cant think of anything, my mind goes tristate for few but humongous moments that don't make you miserable but neither do they relax you. you feel thats it, its the end, now i got to part with this stuff. i wonder how do people manage to read the same book, howsoever intricate the plot maybe( hail jerry ), more than once. its nowhere like listening to a single song over and over again.
when i was a small kid, i had wondered that sometime even i will write some stuff and people will read that. but you know in India its not what you do call your "hobby" that you can actually make a living in. the parents here encourage their kids to have hobbies like music or dance or sports, they make sure that we know these are no more than pastimes, that they could not be careers. we are not allowed to make mistake of knowing what we want to do and pursue it at the cost of what everyone else is doing and get fucked.

8.12.07

machines, bhaag 2- aisa waisa bhi hota hai

this is not a second part of any post but a post on the second part of this subject that, well, was dreaded by everyone and the prof was equally pissed off as we were...

the all humble and jhakas Evil Cannival kept all of us happy all through the sem with his highly often wisecracks and a bit "adulterated" jokes essentially containing bollywood hotties except for the 2 times we got our mid term copies in which he awarded all of us with 2 digit marks : "00"...

anyways the most horrible part for me was the end-term practicals in which i might have just managed to escape getting negative marks...(out of 30)

the experiment i got was to find out the zero and negative sequence reactance of the synchronous machine, quite confident i have my circuit diagram checked in 5 mins...then i start making the connections....get them checked as well and then!!! i put my right step forward to turn the supply for the dc motor on...<<>> no not dhoom bike but the supply gets burnt..."terminal loose hoga"-i said....
"fuse change karo"...so it is...the fuse is changed but only for the examiner to find out that i had mistakenly made it a series motor and that had caused the blow...
he lifts his specs and does some scribbling in his notebook..."oh ****, marks kat gaye"...i say...in my mind...

then i make it a shunt motor and check if everything is O.K....it works...i get happy...i get my readings checked and then another blow...this one in my head...i out of nowhere realize that i have something missing in the circuit...and yeah i was right, unlike always, so i quietly redo the connections, i had not connected a wattmeter...the prof comes to me and asks "you have done the exp, give your viva.."
i tell him, "sir galat ho gaya, i mean, i forgot to connect the wattmeter".. and then
he says, "haan....mujhe lag raha tha", takes my copy and makes the wattmeter in the diagram that he had corrected 20 mins ago...and again scribbles something in the damned notebook....finally i get my exp done and only to find that he wont take my viva for all the great things i did in the last hour....viva had 10 marks out of that 30.... [:-|]

so that is it...i am already doomed in this particular subject...yet to get the grade but i know whatever is to be known.