break-up dilemma

break-up back-up is the new funda on the block. it is used by people in 2 scenarios:

Scenario I: when your partner wears the pants in the relationship and you are very frequently made fun of for this. you then, in order to show that you are the boss say that you are going to break-up soon anyway and are just looking for back-up, but since you actually dont wear pants in the relationship, your opinions dont matter and you are not breaking up. so you use this funda as an excuse...

Scenario II: got to go...

To be continued...

p.s.: this piece of text is not inspired from any living being